Man Sues Mark Cuban, Carmelo Anthony, Jerry Buss & Jerry Reinsdorf
Hilarious
Jonathan Lee Riches is suing Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, Denver Nuggets superstar Carmelo Anthony, Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss and Chciago Bulls owner Jerry Reinsdorf from his prison cell. Riches is not new to suing people as he has sued George Bush, Martha Stewart, Steve Jobs, Michael Vick, Lady Gaga and even Somali pirates in the past. In his suit he says
Carmelo Anthony told me he is going to kill me … I was his former boyfriend and we were in a sexual relationship in 2000.
Mark Cuban stole my credit cards and tried to buy the Texas Rangers with my money. Mark Cuban assaulted me serving ice cream at Dairy Queen.
Jerry Buss sold me Jeannie Buss on eBay and I was promised a Lakers janitor job when I get out of prison for less than minimum wage.
Obviously, these are all not true.
Amare Stoudemire Says Rather Have Steve Nash On His Team Over Kobe Bryant
Antichrist
Although he signed with the New York Knicks this summer, Amare Stoudemire was back in Phoenix to train and reflected on his old Suns team
“The question ownership asked to me was, ‘Who do I want – Jason Kidd, Steve Nash or Kobe Bryant?’ I said Steve. Over Kobe. At the time, Kobe had a reputation for being selfish and Steve was the ultimate point guard. I felt like that’s what we needed. We had Joe Johnson and Shawn Marion. We just didn’t have a PG to control tempo. Kidd was banged up after microfracture knee surgery.”
Stoudemire explained how things have changed after criticizing Mike D’Antoni for his lack of coaching on the defensive end in 2008.
“It definitely changed,” Stoudemire said. “We communicate more. I’m more mature than I was at 22 or 23. Studying defense over the past couple years helped, and I’m a better defensive player. He’s committed to it, but the main thing is for us as players to commit to it.”
San Antonio Spurs P.A. Announcer Arrested On Charges Of Harassing TV Reporter
GO SPURS GO
From the San Antonio Express News, comes the story of the arrest of Mike Lavender, San Antonio Spurs P.A. announcer, who has been charged with one count of online harassment-spoofing of KSAT 12 reporter Jennifer Dodd. Lavender is accused of setting up a Twitter account, @SkanksInSA411, to harass Dodd, claiming she was in a relationship with a married man. Lavender is an announcer at Spurs, Rampage and Missions games.
He was charged Friday and released Saturday from Bexar County Jail after posting $3,500 bail.
Los Angeles Lakers Ron Artest Signs Pregnant Woman’s Stomach
If I told you about a professional athlete outside of racing sitting in an Indy car and signing a pregnant woman’s stomach, who would you guess? Yeah sounds like a job for Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest. Would you expect anything less from Ron-Ron?
Philadelphia Phillies Ryan Howard To Appear In HBO’s Entourage
Flip Flip Flipadelphia
This season of HBO’s Entourage has had it’s far share of athletes to appear with even a cameo from Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Ryan Howard will be appearing on the season finale on September 12th. No word on what the scene is about but other guest include Christiana Aguilera, Eminem, Drew Brees, Jordan Farmer, and Kevin Love.
In addition to Howard’s appearance on Entourage he and Phillies second baseman Chase Utley shot an episode for perhaps the funniest show on television It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which is entering it’s sixth season starting September 16 at 9 PM CST on FX. No word when that episode will air.
A Busy Summer For Chris Bosh
It’s absolutely been a wild summer for Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh. His summer started when several NBA teams courting him before he finally settled in on the decision to come play back to the states and play with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade in south beach. He’s filled up the rest of his time by appearing in HBO’s Entourage to getting engaged to girlfriend Tammy Brook. Bosh was able to find another suitor to fit into his brand he’s been building in the United States and this time it’s Sports Illustrated.
Shirley Temples? Never would have guessed but I’m still riding.
Shaquille O’Neal Loves Him Some Justin Bieber
Justin Beiber has officially purchased real estate in the heart and mind of Boston Celtics center Shaquille O’Neal. For over a month O’Neal has been celebrity at the forefront of the Beiber love fest in from signing to him to a dance off and even playing some basketball with a trip anywhere around the world on the line.
Has Bieber purchased real estate in your heart yet?
WTF: Cheerleader
TALENT
This cheerleader in Turkey shows her off her very unusual but very much so respected talents at the FIBA World Championships. Why do I think of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry dated a trapeze artist when I see this?
Mama Margie’s Major Meltdown: Carmelo Anthony
Carmelo Anthony
Every Thursday Sports Grind Entertainment will present you with the Mama Margie’s Major Meltdown. The recipient of this honor goes to Denver Nuggets forward Carmelo Anthony for going onto his Twitter account and publicly seeking a hit out on rap groupie Kat Stacks for the amount of $5,000.
Shortly after 3:00 AM Sunday morning Kat went on her Twitter account, @iHateKatStacks, to tweet to Anthony asking if he tasted like caramel. Her tweet was retweeted and it prompted a response from Carmelo’s new wife La La Vazquez.
“Come get these bird seeds i left for you @ihatekatstacks…I AINT THE ONE…I’m only gonna tell you ONE time.”
That prompted a tweet from her NBA husband offering $5,000 to anyone that would slap Kat Stacks. He followed with another tweet asking whoever was to accomplish it to
“record it and send it to me along with name and address. real talk” and came with a link to a picture of the $5,000.
Earlier reports had Anthony deleting his Twitter account however followed that turned out to be false as he tweeted later in the day saying that his account was hacked. Kat Stacks has tweeted the FBI are now involved in the situation and if charged Anthony could face a conspiring to commit criminal acts charge. The FBI isn’t the only one looking into the online threats but the NBA has issued a statement saying they are investigating the matter.
“So the FBI getting involved since its an internet case. Just filed a police report on @CarmeloAnthony. Don’t you ever put my life and my son life in danger!”
A thanks goes out to one of our callers, Jeff, for his making Anthony his nomination as the Mama Margie’s Major Meltdown of the week.
Philadelphia 76ers Andre Iguodala Says Oklahoma City Thunder Kevin Durant Will Be NBA All-Time Scorer
Excellent Choice To Make That Prediction On
The Philadelpahi 76ers Andre Iguodala told reporters that his USA basketball teammate and Oklahoma City Thunders Kevin Durant will walk away from the NBA game as the all-time leading scorer. Durant, the NBA’s leading scorer last year, needs to score just a little over 32,000 more points to topple the mark set by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who leads everyone with 38,387 points. Iguodala says we’re witnessing just the beginning of Durant.
“Kevin Durant will be the NBA’s all-time leading scorer when it’s all said and done,” Iguodala said. “He loves the game and has a knack for putting the ball in the basket.”
Durant has scored 5,967 career points in the NBA.
LeBron James Seeks Dismissal Of Lawsuit Over Paternity Claims
You Aint My Daddy
Back on July 8, we posted the story of Leicester Stovell alleging he was the father of Miami Heat’s LeBron James. Stovell has already been shown that he wasn’t the father in a previous test but says that those test where falsified. Now James is trying to end this delusional man alleged family ties once and for all.
Lawyers for James and his mother filed papers in federal court seeking to dismiss the pending lawsuit. Their 14-page document says Stovell had completely failed to prove any of the facts alleged in his complaint. And they said he was motivated only by fame and money, calling Stovell’s actions a “fanciful hope for celebrity.”
“Stovell’s claims for millions of dollars from his putative son and Gloria James are based upon rank speculation,” said the court filing, “that a man who claims that as a 29-year-old lawyer he got a 15-year-old girl pregnant during a one-night stand and who never contributed a penny in child support would earn millions in commercial endorsements by crawling out of the woodwork after the child he never gave a thought to became an NBA star.”
Cleveland Cavaliers Celebrations Enters Soccer Part Tres
Halldor Orri Bjornsson of Iceland’s Stjarnan is back with another wacky goal celebration. Bjornsson who became an Internet sensation back on July 27, has come out guns blazing in his attempts to out do his last performance of pretending to be a human toliet.
Rick Fox & Kurt Warner To Join ‘Dancing With The Stars’
Taliban Hair
Former NBA player Rick Fox and recently retired NFL player Kurt Warner will join Dancing with the Stars as the pair will make up a portion of the Season 11 contestant list. Fox and Warner hope to continue the success of past athletes on the show but will join a cast that already includes Bristol Palin, the daughter of political firecracker Sarah Palin, and “The Situation,” the dude from the MTV show Jersey Shore.
Fox has been retired for awhile, calling into question his conditioning and Warner was never the most mobile quarterback on the field, so how do you think Fox and Warner will do? Will they continue the legacy of successful sports stars?
New York Knicks Sign Knicks Sign Patrick Ewing Jr
Coming Home
Patrick Ewing Jr. is back with the team where his father became famous. The New York Knicks signed the Georgetown star but terms of the deal were not disclosed. Ewing was the 43rd pick of the 2008 draft by Sacramento Kings but wound up with the Knicks through a series of moves. He spent the 2008-09 season in the NBA Development League but missed all of last season because of injuries.
The six-foot-eight forward averaged 4.8 points in four games for the Knicks’ summer league team. Ewing’s father played 15 seasons for the Knicks before finishing his career with the Seattle SuperSonics and the Orlando Magic.
Shaquille O’Neal Wants To Fight Hong Man Choi
What is it exactly Shaquille O’Neal doesn’t want to do when he retires? I personally leaning towards one day seeing him in a police officers uniform as he’s stated in the past but I guess seeing in the octagon wouldn’t be that bad either.
Denver Nuggets Carmelo Anthony Offers $5,000 To Slap Female
I Still Haven't Forgotten Your Stop Snitching Video Excuse
If you don’t know who Kat Stacks it’s OK, your just not in tune with hip hop groupies but just because she’s a groupie doesn’t mean you can hate her hustle. Kat has been making her rounds the last couple of years compiling herself a list of who’s who of rappers that she’s been with. Instead of allowing rappers to be the only ones to cash in on her name through their lyrics, she’s taken it upon herself to play the game too and out your favorite rap star.
It’s been everything from their phone numbers, to the size of their disco stick. In her most recent video she went on to expose rapper Soulja Boy as a coke head with images of lawyer size cocaine rails on a dresser to how his cocaine use effected his disco stick during sex.
Her way of doing things, her way she goes about her self promotion has already angered the fans of artists Bow Wow and Fabolous. So much so that she was slapped repeatedly in a hotel bar and told to “apologize to Fab and Bow Wow” by a group of male fans. But she continues to be the new Superhead in the game.
Shortly after 3:00 AM Sunday morning Kat went on her Twitter account, @iHateKatStacks, to tweet to Denver Nuggets Carmelo Anthony asking if he tasted like caramel. Her tweet was retweeted and it prompted a response from Carmelo’s new wife La La Vazquez.
“Come get these bird seeds i left for you @ihatekatstacks…I AINT THE ONE…I’m only gonna tell you ONE time.”
That prompted a tweet from her NBA husband offering $5,000 to anyone that would slap Kat Stacks. He followed with another tweet asking whoever was to accomplish it to
“record it and send it to me along with name and address. real talk” and came with a link to a picture of the $5,000.
Contrary to earlier reports Anthony did not delete his Twitter account but did post a tweet saying that his account was hacked.
Whatever. I’m serious done with athletes using Twitter like it’s barbershop talk and when that talk ends up endangering their standing with their employer or league commissioner, they run to the my account was hacked card. But what about your wife’s account Carmelo? Your selling me a bunch of bull and I’m not buying it.
WTF: Brandon Jennings
This is a video of Milwaukee Bucks guard Brandon Jennings showing off his Lady Gaga dance moves down in Atlanta. Are you looking at Jennings a little differently?
Ex-NBA Player Rumeal Robinson Faces Federal Fraud Charges
Mr. Destiny Your Not
Back on October 6 2009, we posted the story of former NBA player Rumeal Robinson who tricked his foster mother into signing over the deed to her own home and transferred the property to people unknown to her to hold the home as collateral has now a court date on federal fraud charges. Robinson is charged with 13 counts, including eight counts of wire fraud, three counts of bank bribery and one count of conspiracy to commit bank fraud. The trial on the federal charges is scheduled to begin on August 30 and is expected to run for at least a week.
According to the indictment, Robinson and his girlfriend, Stephenie Hodge, worked with a loan officer at Iowa-based Community State Bank to take out nearly $1.4 million in loans by means of false and fraudulent pretenses, representations and promises. The money was allegedly meant to help finance the development of a Jamaican luxury vacation resort to be known as Harmony Cove. Robinson and Hodge used the money from the fraudulent loans for items related and unrelated to the Harmony Cove project.
Donald Barrows, Robinson’s adopted brother, says that his Rumeal is a “strip club addict” who would spend up to $20,000 a night on exotic dancers.
Robinson, a former NBA player who was drafted in 1990 by the Atlanta Hawks, is most famous for hitting two crucial free throws in the 1989 NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship game for the University of Michigan Wolverines against Seton Hall University.
Los Angeles Lakers Andrew Bynum Shows Off His BMW M6
This is for all you car enthusiast out there, which I am not, of Los Angeles Lakers Andrew Bynum showing off his BMW M6.
Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade Goes Undercover For Gatorade
Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade went undercover to sell Gatorade at a Dick’s Sporting Goods store in the Chicago area. Guess most of the customers weren’t NBA fans because they seemed to be pretty clueless.
“Oh man my arm tired”, yeah I know I saw you in a wheelchair for it.
NBA 2K11 Allows You To Choose 25 Different Air Jordan’s Shoes
Did You Even See Him Play?
Video game junkies already know, that Michael Jordan will be on the cover of NBA 2K11 and as the release date for NBA 2K11 approaches the news leaking about this game keeps getting more Jordanier. Jordan the player and the brand will influence the game more so than usual and gamers will be able to digitally rock 25 pairs of Air Jordans.
“There are two legacies of Michael Jordan, his playing and his brand,” explains “NBA 2K11″ producer Erick Boenisch. “And for this game, the Jordan brand guys at Nike were finally asking for us to incorporate all of their shoes into our game. This is something we wanted for years, so we were really excited that this year with Michael, they really got on board with us.
But to collect your J’s, you’ll have to put in the hours to stay fresh.
“The way they unlock is every couple of hours you get a new pair,” explains Boenisch. “The shoes also have attributes on them, so this becomes really beneficial both in My Player and MJ Creating a Legend mode. And shoes can be unlocked anywhere in the game, whether you’re playing online or franchise or practice mode. Your timer is always running and shoes are always unlocking.”
In total there 40 pairs of shoes from the Jordan line including the CP3s, Melo 5s, and other kicks from the Jordan line to fulfill your sneaker fetish. The order that you get your JB fix is random, so you might get a pair of 5s first then a pair of 23s next. It’ll be like a digital dice game. NBA 2K11 drops October 5, 2010.
NBA 2K11 Controls Trailer
I’m a PS3 guy myself, but the player control functions demonstrated on the Xbox 360 still look pretty ridiculous. Not only can you cross fools over at will, but you can also pull off behind the back dribble moves, in and outs and you can attack the bucket with your players signature gather move.
New 2010-2011 NBA Uniforms
Golden State
If you haven’t seen the new uniforms the NBA is rolling out for the upcoming 2010-2011 season here is a quick look. Cleveland Cavaliers,Dallas Mavericks,Golden State Warriors,Los Angeles Clippers,Minnesota Timberwolves and the Utah Jazz new jerseys can be purchased at NBA.com.
Which do you like best?
Chicago Bulls To Honor Scottie Pippen With Statue
The Chicago Bulls announced plans to unveil a bronze statue of Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen that will be displayed permanently in the United Center by the end of the 2010-11 season.
The statue will be crafted by Omri and Julie Rotblatt-Amrany of Highland Park, Ill., who also sculpted the famous Michael Jordan statue which was unveiled in January 1994 in conjunction with Jordan’s No. 23 jersey retirement.
Shadows
In July, the Bulls named Pippen as an ambassador for the organization. In this capacity, he will attend a majority of Bulls home games and spend time with fans and sponsors. Additionally, Pippen will also participate in a variety of team related events throughout the year, write a monthly column on Bulls.com and make appearances on BullsTV via Bulls.com.
Pippen was a seven-time NBA All-Star (1990, 1992-97) and a member of six NBA championship teams with the Chicago Bulls. He was a three-time All-NBA first team honoree and was voted to the NBA All-Defensive first team from 1992-99. Pippen won two Olympic gold medals as a member of the 1992 USA Basketball “Dream Team” and returned to help lead the USA to gold at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta. He also won NBA All-Star MVP honors in 1994.
