Hair Wars: Tracy Porter
Stewie!
New Orleans Saints defensive back Tracy Porter is back for another edition of Hair Wars,if you might remember he showed up at this past Super Bowl with the Lombardi Trophy cut into his dome. Now Porter flashed off his love for the TV show Family Guy in yesterdays 34-19 win over the Seattle Seahawks. Fan of the show and a fan of Porter
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Hair Wars: Rashied Davis
Power Of The Ladybug
Chicago Bears wide reciever Rashied Davis was hoping a new hair do would put him on quarterback Jay Culter’s radar in Monday nights victory over the Green Bay Packers unfortunately Jay never did look his way.
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Hair Wars: Hanley Ramirez
What Color Is That Supposed To Be?
Its been awhile since trotting out a Hair Wars post because of laziness and just haven’t been paying all that close attention to athletes domes outside of NFL rookie hazing. But what better way than to revisit an old segment than with Florida Marlins all-star stud shortstop Hanley Ramirez getting beat down by a bottle of peroxide.Time to find the clippers.
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Ron Artest Admits Sunday’s Hair Was Bad Move
DISS IT!
Los Angeles Lakers Ron Artest who on Sunday was featured in our Hair Wars segment and graced everyone’s TV that very day with a new hair did admitted that it was a bad move. Artests had three different languages meaning “defense” styled into his peroxide blond look but couldn’t get it to help in stopping Orlando Magic forward Vince Carter from dropping 25 points on him.
“Yeah it’s definitely called a hair “don’t.” We was on ABC, I wanted to give the people something special, so I thought that would be the most coolest thing to do. I wanted to put the Lakers in my hair ’cause I like to put the Lakers in my head, but this time why not just put defense. I usually just do Chinese, the time before I put Chinese and Korean, but my friend said why not put it in all the nationalities. We only had room for three, so we went with Japanese, Hindi on the back of my head, and Hebrew on the front and top of my head so to speak, so it was fun.”
Come practice on Monday though Artest head was shaved but reporters could still read the writing in his scalp as the purple dye stain the skin and hadn’t come out.
Next time swing your hair suggestions by our Hair Wars department and they can say you the humiliation.
Hair Wars: Ron Artest
I guess things do come in cycles. Off the court it was Wesley Snipes wearing some wack ass futuristic pants in Demolition Man then of course you had Sisqo asking everyone is she had dumps like a truck, truck and thighs like what, what. But on the court we had Dennis Rodman step out and show us it still not a good look and now Los Angeles Lakers is out to resurrect a dead image.
Dudes need to keep the curtains matching the carpet while brothers need to act like peroxide was never invented.
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Hair Wars: Greg Oden
Brother Dreads
Portland Trail Blazers Greg Oden is calling his new hairstyle “brother dreads” and will try to go full dreads by the summer. I call it nasty.
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Hair Wars: Ryan Bedford
How Bout Finishing Better Than 12th Next Time
United States Olympic speedskater Ryan Bedford finished 12th in the 10,000-meter mens event but finished first with style. Bedford went all out with red, white and blue design, complete with Olympic rings.
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Hair Wars: Tracy Porter
New Orleans Saints defensive back Tracy Porter could have stolen some Super Bowl MVP votes away from Drew Brees last night when it stepped in front of a fourth quarter Peyton Manning pass and took it 74 yards for a score. Porter defiantly did take home the MVP award for best hair with his ode to the Super Bowl.
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Hair Wars: Brandon Jennings
"Yo Chill, don't bump the table!"
It’s been awhile since there’s been a Hair Wars post but there just been nothing walking the streets except regular wackness, Michael Beasley’s fro is nothing new since he was featured back on November 10th, until Milwaukee Bucks rookie Brandon Jennings brought back the Kid ‘n Play do he used to rock in high school. Jennings is got game on the court and game in the barber chair.
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Hair Wars: Shawne Merriman
But Does Ms. Nguyen Approve?
Oh so Powerade slips you a little cash every now and then so you think you need to honor them by shaving their logo into your dome uh? How about going all out man style and get it tattooed like Stephon Marbury, till then you impress no one. Well maybe Tila Nguyen.
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Hair Wars: 8th Grade Bengals Fan
Ridiculous
Dustin Reader, a Cincinnati Bengals fan has been put the eighth-grader into in-school suspension for showing up at school with this ridiculous looking stupid hair cut. Where was this hair cut last year Dustin, that’s right I’ll talk smack to kids, don’t judge me please.
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Hair Wars: Michael Beasley
A Lighter Lamont
Demond Wilson or is it SupercoolBeas, aww hell I give up.
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Hair Wars: Chris Cooley
Dam You Sisqo
Chris, your head looks like it got a beat down from a bottle of peroxide.
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Hair Wars: Chase Daniels
Truck Nutz?
Today’s entry on Hair Wars is ol “Fat Face” Chase Daniels but after today I might just simply start referring to him as “Truck Nutz”. Truck Nutz was recently waived by the Saints after placekicker Garrett Hartley came back from a four-game suspension.
And yes if you add hair to your chin nuts, you can make it into Hair Wars.
Chase Daniels?
Thank You Truck Nutz definitely a
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Hair Wars: THE U, Jacory Hairs
You Got IT
Jacory Harris, your head is just speaking the truth. Any team barbers rank up near THE U? I think not.
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Hair Wars: THE U, Jordan Futch
Maybe Next Year
Gotta keep that school pride since you’ll miss the remainder of the season with a knee.
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Hair Wars: THE U, Mike James
Haines City in the House!
Mike James, you and Lee Chambers maybe the future but it’s Javarris James, Graig Cooper time right now. Pride in your city is always a personal plus.
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Hair Wars: Boobie Gibson
That's What It Takes To Be #1
Boobie, would that happen to be red or burgundy you splashed on your head?
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Hair Wars: Andre Miller
Lil Nuk Nuk
Your kidding me Andre or is it Lil Nuk Nuk now, not a good look with buckteeth.
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Hair Wars: Jay Cutler
Is That Chicago Or Denver Colors?
In a recent interview with Michigan Avenue Magazine Chicago Bear’s quarterback got personal about his life on and of the football field. Jay Cutler is not so different from any other 26-year-old single guy,barring the six-year, $47 million contract he signed in 2006.
Michigan Avenue: Growing up in Indiana, were you a Bears fan?
Jay Cutler: All my relatives were Bears fans so I naturally gravitated that way. It was tough growing up in Southern Indiana because there were a lot of Colts fans. We never watched a Colts game; it was always the Bears.
MA: So is your arm insured?
JC: I’ve got an overall insurance policy. Before my senior year we got a $2 million insurance policy. I can’t ride a motorcycle, can’t ski—anything that could potentially hurt my career.
MA: Your sister told me that your parents—who had followed you to Denver—were so excited when they heard the news that she could hear them chanting on the phone, “We’re going home!”
JC: I called my parents up and they had just heard it on the radio and they wanted to know if it was true. I was like, “Yeah, absolutely it’s true!” They threw the phone down and they were yelling and screaming.
MA: There is so much hype about you right now, with people saying you’re the best player to join the team since the ’40s. How does that make you feel?
JC: I haven’t done anything on the field yet. I’m listening to some of the stories that people have told me, some of the radio people telling me that people are calling in and they’re so excited they can’t even talk. I think the fans are excited; everyone on the team is excited. I’m excited.
MA: I’m flattered that you’re giving us your first big interview in town. You haven’t done a lot publicly yet.
JC: Until we get rolling in the season and I establish myself on the field, I’m not going to do a whole lot of stuff. You’re not going to see me in any commercials, any TV shows. You’re not going to see me on every magazine cover.
MA: Speaking of health, last year it must have come as a shock when you were diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes.
JC: I lost 35 pounds the second half of the ’07 season. I usually play at 235 and I played the last game in December at 200. And we talked to the trainers and doctors and a lot of the consensus was, “It’s just stress.” I couldn’t get through the first 10 minutes of a workout. I was getting up eight, nine, 10 times a night to go to the bathroom, my mouth was always dry—just the classic symptoms of diabetes. They make you do blood tests and physicals before they let you go back for workouts, and that’s how we found it. I was relieved. One of the first things they told me was, “You’re going to be able to play and you’re going to be able to do everything you want to do on and off the field.” From that point on it was figuring out what diabetes was and how to treat it.
For more picture and the rest of the interview click here Via Michigan Avenue Magazine:
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Hair Wars: Birdman Andersen
Fly Away
I don’t make any excuses that I can not stand this guy. He is an absolute joke to me,his stupid shenanigans are all about marketing himself and he brings no real game to the court. In a sideline interview during the 2005 Slam Dunk Contest, he uttered the line, “It’s time for the Birdman to fly,” before it took Andersen 19 tires to complete his dunk. After sitting through that, how about flying away? The NBA game will be a better place once he is no longer a part of it.
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